six historical notations i made during a saturday afternoon viewing of the 1955 film 'land of the pharaohs'
1. one should really work out before wearing a toga
2. an excellent way to get someone to keep a secret is to cut their tongue out
3. it's perfectly acceptable to wear a mini-toga if you're a young boy
4. or a sexy mini-skirt if you suddenly age fifteen years between scenes
5. if you're a lowly guard and joan collins in a pointy bra asks for a favour you're going to be in big trouble
6. by my calculations joan collins must be 4500 years old

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